Session 1 – Thursday B – Court 1 2026
| Pos | Team | W | L |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Only if Cam Plays | 7 | 2 |
| 2 | Kinks and Dinks | 7 | 2 |
| 3 | SuperKarateMonkeyDeathCarFireball | 6 | 3 |
| 4 | Pitcher, I Hardly Know Her | 5 | 4 |
| 5 | FSB | 5 | 4 |
| 6 | Green Monkeys | 4 | 2 |
| 7 | One Hit Wonders | 4 | 5 |
| 8 | Notorious D.I.G. | 2 | 7 |
| 9 | Heart > Height | 1 | 8 |
| 10 | Setsy Time | 1 | 5 |